You can easily look at me and recognize that I’m a Goddess, can’t you? It’s not hard to figure out. I am more than worthy of your worship, and you certainly should worship me if you choose to do so. But there is so much more to worship than simply kneeling at my feet and prostrating yourself (although that’s nice, too!).
In order to properly worship, you must tithe. In order to tithe, you must get out your wallet and submit. If you truly want to worship me, you MUST do this. It’s not optional. It’s not something you can do if you feel like it. It’s not something you can talk about and never do. You MUST tithe in order to worship.
If you’d like to get started with this, simply click one of the buttons below to tribute me. I will give you precisely the amount of attention and thanks your contribution deserves. That should motivate you not to be miserly when it comes to your tithe.
If you’d like to discuss it further, you may call or web chat me by clicking on one of my buttons for financial domination phone sex. I look forward to talking to you–and being worshipped by you–soon.
